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Kelly reviews Fifth Grave Past the Light by Darynda Jones

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Fifth Grave Past the Light
SERIES # Charley Davidson #5
CHARACTERS: Charley Davidson & Reyes Farrow
AUTHOR: Darynda Jones
PUBLICATION DATE: 07/09/13
ORDER LINKS: Amazon | B&N |  Audible

BOOK SYNOPSIS:

Never underestimate the power of a woman

on a double espresso with a mocha latte chaser high.

—T-shirt

Charley Davidson isn’t your everyday, run-of-the-mill grim reaper.  She’s more of a paranormal private eye/grim reaper extraordinaire.  However, she gets sidetracked when the sexy, sultry son of Satan, Reyes Farrow, moves in next door. To further complicate matters, Reyes is her main suspect in an arson case.  Charley has vowed to stay away from him until she can find out the truth…but then dead women start appearing in her apartment, one after another, each lost, confused, and terrified beyond reason.  When it becomes apparent that her own sister, Gemma, is the serial killer’s next target Charley has no choice but to ask for Reyes’ help.  Arsonist or not, he’s the one man alive who could protect Gemma no matter who or what came at her. But he wants something in return. Charley. All of her, body and soul. And to keep her sister safe, it is a price she is willing to pay.

Charley Davidson is at it again in Fifth Grave Past the Light, the sexy, suspenseful, and laugh-out-loud funny fifth installment of the New York Times bestselling series by Darynda Jones.

Review:

4,5 Stars
Two words: Reyes Farrow!!!

Do I really need to say more? I do? Okay fine.
Fifth Grave is another amazing story by Darynda Jones. It was so good to be back in Charley & Reyes’ world. I have loved this series since day one. Charley & Reyes are for sure going to go down as one of my all time favorite book couples. These two have had a very rocky road until the end of book 4 (which if you have not read book 1-4 you REALLY need to read in order). I just love the tension between these two. Oh and Ms. Jones I may never look at a kitchen table the same again.

This being said I don’t want to go into too much more of my review. I am afraid that I will give away something and you all know I try to live spoiler free. But let me leave you with this. Kitchen utilities will never be the same. Charley, as always, finds herself in danger, there is new real estate purchased, Cookie gets a black eye, and the ending will leave you dying for the next book.

Disclaimer:
I received a complimentary copy of the book in exchange for an honest review. This review is my own opinion and not a paid review.

4 Hearts

Now for an Expert:

Ask me about life after death.

—T-shirt often seen on Charley Davidson,

a grim reaper with questionable morals

The dead guy at the end of the bar kept trying to buy me a drink. Which figured. No one else was even taking a second look and I’d dressed to the nines. Or, at the very least, the eight- and- a-halves. But the truly disturbing part of my evening was the fact that my mark, one Mr. Marvin Tidwell, blond real estate broker and suspected adulterer, actually turned down the drink I’d tried to buy him.

Turned it down! I felt violated.

I sat at the bar, sipping a margarita, lamenting the sad turn my life had taken. Especially to night. This case was not going as planned. Maybe I wasn’t Marv’s type. It happened. But I was oozing interest. And I wore makeup. And I had cleavage. Even with all that going for me, this investigation was firmly wedged between the cracks of no and where. At least I could tell my client, aka Mrs. Marvin Tidwell, that it would seem her husband was not cheating on her. Not randomly, anyway. The fact that he could’ve been meeting someone in particular kept me glued to my barstool.

“C-come here often?”

I looked over at the dead guy. He’d finally worked up the courage to approach and I got a better view of him. I figured him for the runt of the litter. He wore round- rimmed glasses and a tattered baseball cap that sat backwards on top of muddy brown hair. Add to that a faded blue T-shirt and loosely ripped jeans and he could’ve been a skater, a computer geek, or a backwoods moonshiner.

His cause of death was not immediately apparent. No stab wounds or gaping holes. No missing limbs or tire tracks across his face. He didn’t even look like a drug addict, so I couldn’t tell why he’d died at such a young age. Taking into account the fact that his baby- faced features would make him look younger than he probably was, I estimated him to be somewhere around my age when he’d passed.

He stood waiting for an answer. I thought “Come here often?” was rhetorical, but okay. Not wanting to be perceived as talking to myself in a room full of people, I responded by lifting one shoulder in a halfhearted shrug.

Sadly, I did. Come here often. This was my dad’s bar, and while I never set up stings here for fear of someone I knew blowing my cover, this just happened to be the very same bar Mr. Tidwell frequented. At least if it came to a knockdown drag- out, I might have some backup. I knew most of the regulars and all of the employees.

Dead Guy glanced toward the kitchen, seeming nervous before he refocused on me. I glanced that way as well. Saw a door.

“Y-you’re very shiny,” he said, drawing my attention back to him.

He had a stutter. Few things were more adorable than a grown man with boyish features and a stutter. I stirred my margarita and pasted on a fake smile. I couldn’t talk to him in a room full of living, breathing patrons. Especially when one was named Jessica Guinn, to my utter mortification. I hadn’t seen her fiery red hair since high school but there she sat, a few seats down from me, surrounded by a group of chattering socialites who looked almost as fake as her boobs.

But that could be my bitterness rearing its ugly head. Unfortunately, my forced smile only encouraged Dead Guy.

“Y-you are. You’re like the s-sun reflecting off the chrome bumper of a f-fifty- seven Chevy.”

He splayed his fingers in the air to demonstrate, and my heart was gone. Damn it. He was like all those lost puppies I tried to save as a child to no avail because I had an evil stepmother who believed all stray dogs were rabid and would try to rip out her jugular. A fact that had nothing to do with my desire to bring them into the house.

“Yeah,” I said under my breath, doing my best ventriloquist impersonation, “thanks.”

“I’m D-Duff ,” he said.

“I’m Charley.” I kept my hands wrapped around my drink lest he decide we needed to shake. Not many things looked stranger to the living world than a grown woman shaking air. You know those kids with invisible friends? Well, I was one of those. Only I wasn’t a kid, and my friends weren’t invisible. Not to me, anyway. And I could see them because I’d been born the grim reaper, which was not as bad as it sounded. I was basically a portal to heaven, and whenever someone was stuck on Earth, having chosen not to cross over immediately after death, they could cross to the other side through me. I was like a giant bug light, only what I lured was already dead.

I pulled at my extra- tight sweater. “Is it just me, or is it really warm in here?”

His baby blues shot toward the kitchen again. “Hot is m-more like it. S-so, I— I couldn’t help but notice you t-tried to buy that guy over there a drink.”

I let my fake smile go. Freed it like a captured bird. If it came back to me, it would be mine. If not, it never was. “And?”

“You’re b-barking up the wrong tree with that one.”

Surprised, I put my drink down— the one I bought myself— and leaned in a little closer. “He’s gay?”

Duff snorted. “N-no. But he’s been in here a lot lately. He l-likes his women a little . . . l-looser.”

“Dude, how much sluttier can I get?” I indicated my attire with a sweep of my hand.

“N-no, I mean, well, you’re a l-little—” He let his gaze travel the length of me. “—t-tight.”

I gasped. “I look anal?”

He drew in a deep breath and tried again. “H-he only hits on women who are more s-substantial than you.”

Oh, that wasn’t offensive at all. “I have depth. I’ve read Proust. No, wait, that was Pooh. Winnie- the- Pooh. My bad.”

He shifted his non ex is tent weight, cleared his throat, and tried again. “More v-voluptuous.”

“I have curves,” I said through a clenched jaw. “Have you seen my ass?”

“Heavier!” he blurted out.

“I weigh— Oh, you mean he likes bigger women.”

“E-exactly, while I on the other hand—”

Duff ’s words faded into the background like elevator music. So Marv liked big women. A new plan formed in the darkest, most corrupt corners of Barbara. My brain.

Cookie, otherwise known as my receptionist during regular business hours and my best friend 24/7, was perfect. She was large and in charge. Or well, large and kind of bossy. I picked up my cell phone and called her.

“This better be good,” she said.

“It is. I need your assistance.”

“I’m watching the first season of Prison Break.

“Cookie, you’re my assistant. I need assistance. With a case. You know those things we take on to make money?”

Prison. Break. It’s about these brothers who—”

“I know what Prison Break is.”

“Then have you ever actually seen these boys? If you had, you would not expect me to abandon them in their time of need. I think there’s a shower scene coming up.”

“Do these brothers sign your paycheck?”

“No, but technically neither do you.”

Damn. She was right. It was much easier to just have her forge my name.

“I need you to come flirt with my mark.”

“Oh, okay. I can do that.”

Nice. The F-word always worked with her. I filled her in and told her the deal with Tidwell, then ordered her to hurry over.

“And dress sexy,” I said right before hanging up. But I regretted the sexy part instantly. The last time I told Cookie to dress sexy for a much- needed girls’ night out on the town, she wore a lace- up corset, fishnet stockings, and a feather boa. She looked like a dominatrix. I’d never been the same.

A little about Darynda:

djNYTimes and USA Today Bestselling Author Darynda Jones has won numerous awards for her work, including a prestigious Golden Heart®, a Rebecca, two Hold Medallions, a RITA ®, and a Daphne du Maurier, and she has received stellar reviews from dozens of publications including starred reviews from Publisher’s Weekly, Booklist, and the Library Journal. As a born storyteller, Darynda grew up spinning tales of dashing damsels and heroes in distress for any unfortunate soul who happened by, annoying man and beast alike, and she is ever so grateful for the opportunity to carry on that tradition. She currently has two series with St. Martin’s Press: The Charley Davidson Series and the Darklight Trilogy. She lives in the Land of Enchantment, also known as New Mexico, with her husband of almost 30 years and two beautiful sons, the Mighty, Mighty Jones Boys. She can be found at www.daryndajones.com.

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23 Responses to Kelly reviews Fifth Grave Past the Light by Darynda Jones

  1. Marie Brown July 18, 2013 at 6:49 am #

    Your review was terrific! You totally nailed it. My favorite characters, cuz I can’t choose just one, are Reyes, Cookie, Charley and Uncle Bob!

  2. Sandy S. July 18, 2013 at 6:50 am #

    Love the Charley Davidson Series. Thank you for the giveaway opportunity.

    Who couldn’t love Reyes….he is sex on a stick

    And Cookie–everyone’s BFF.

  3. Amber Hughes July 18, 2013 at 7:37 am #

    That kitchen scene!! Loved this book! So good! Can’t wait for book 6! 🙂

  4. Tina July 18, 2013 at 8:45 am #

    Love this series!

  5. Tamran July 18, 2013 at 9:09 am #

    Great REview!

  6. Linda Townsend July 18, 2013 at 9:10 am #

    I don’t have a fav character… yet… as I haven’t read any of these books. But I’m sure I will have a fav once I do! These sound great! Thanks so much for the giveaway!

  7. Christina G. July 18, 2013 at 10:30 am #

    My favorite character is Charley. I love her sassy, witty ways, and her fearless determination. She is such an amazing character.

  8. Melissa July 18, 2013 at 10:34 am #

    Great Review!! I absolutely LOVE Charley!! Her twisted sense of humor gets me laughing every time!! Oh, and Garrett, and Reyes, and the guy from the motorcycle gang in the prior books whose name I CANNOT remember right now… wow… just WOW!!

  9. JB DarkScythe July 18, 2013 at 11:28 am #

    Love all of them! Charley Davidson series by Darynda Jones is a must read!

  10. Dawn July 18, 2013 at 11:32 am #

    Charley is totally my fav. If she was a really person we would definitely be friends.

  11. Viki S. July 18, 2013 at 12:46 pm #

    I love Reyes but Charley is my favorite :).

  12. Eva Millien July 18, 2013 at 3:30 pm #

    Great excerpt. Thanks for sharing and for the giveaway. I love this series.

  13. Kim July 18, 2013 at 5:05 pm #

    Nice review. I haven’t read this series yet, so I can’t pick a favorite character. I do have book 1 in my TBR pile, though.

  14. LauraB78 July 18, 2013 at 5:38 pm #

    Great review!

  15. Janie McGaugh July 18, 2013 at 6:30 pm #

    I haven’t read any of them, yet, but Reyes sounds like a great character.

  16. Tina July 18, 2013 at 6:41 pm #

    Great review! Love this series! Darynda you must keep writing this series!

  17. Victoria Zumbrum July 18, 2013 at 6:42 pm #

    I haven’t read the series yet. It sounds really good.

  18. Marybeth July 18, 2013 at 7:42 pm #

    Great review!! My favorite Character is Charley 🙂 She’s awesome

  19. Laurie July 18, 2013 at 7:59 pm #

    It’s so hard to pick one, they are all a favorite which says a lot for this series! But Charley takes the cake, she rocks!

  20. Komal July 19, 2013 at 7:04 pm #

    Wow that’s a tough one but I pick Charley and Reyes 🙂

  21. Filia Oktarina July 20, 2013 at 8:09 pm #

    I haven’t read any books from this series yet, so i don’t know.

  22. Tiffany July 22, 2013 at 10:23 am #

    If you have not read this series then you are MISSING out go now to your local bookstore and buy this series YOU WILL LOVE IT! This book was the best so far and Charley so flipping funny!

  23. Heather P July 22, 2013 at 10:40 am #

    This is one of my absolute favorite series! My favorite character by far is Charley – she is so hysterical – I would love for her to be my best friend.

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