Books-n-Kisses, is pleased to welcome Reyes Farrow to the blog today. Today we are going to be doing something a little different. We are, well Reyes has to take a test. Yes, I am putting my neck on the line for you all to see just how well Reyes knows the Charley. So without further ado, I begin.
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Kelly: Hi Reyes
Reyes: *nods head*
Kelly: Ummm, I get the feeling you don’t really want to be here?
Reyes: You’re very perceptive.
Kelly: What do you say we talk about your favorite thing Charley?
Reyes: . . .
Kelly: Uuummm, Okay, here we go…..
Q1) Charley’s favorite drink:
Reyes: *Sighing* I wouldn’t know, but I’m sure it’s loaded with caffeine.
Q2) Charley’s favorite piece of clothing:
Reyes: Easy. Blue Oyster Cult Reaper shirt.
Q3) Charley’s best friend
Reyes: Cookie.
Q4) Charley’s favorite hobby?
Reyes: Getting her ass in a sling.
Q5) Is Charley a good kisser?
Reyes: *a sinister smile emerges*
Q6) Why is Charley so pissed at you right now?
Reyes: When is she not pissed at me?
Q7) Uuummm, What are you going to do to make it up to her? I would like details, please.
Reyes: *Raises eyebrows* Brave, aren’t you? I’d start by getting on bended knee in front of her. Then I’d grab her and turn her over my knee. You don’t get to hear the rest.
Q8) Charley’s idea of a perfect date.
Reyes: I’m not sure Charley’s ever been on a normal date. But if I had to guess, target practice with live objects, maybe?
Q9) What would Charley tell us about you that you won’t want her to share?
Reyes: Nothing if she values her Jeep.
Q10) Is there anything else you would like to share about Charley that we don’t already know?
Reyes: I always know the color of underwear she’s wearing. I like her underwear. Today they say, “bite me.” I’m planning on it. *leans forward* I’ll enjoy it, too.
Kelly: Thank you Reyes for sitting down and doing this “How well do you know Charley quiz”. I will be turning over this quiz to be graded by Darynda.
Reyes: I scare her, you know.
Kelly: Hey D~ Thanks for stopping by and checking out Reyes’ answers. So how did he do?
Darynda: He did pretty well. And, no, I’m not scared of him.
Reyes: *stares . . . a really long time*
Darynda: Okay, maybe a little. You know, I can write anything I want about you and it doesn’t have to be all sexy and smoldering. I can write mean stuff.
Reyes: You think I’m smoldering?
Darynda: Pfft. No.
Reyes: *stares . . . a really long time*
Darynda: Okay, maybe a little.
Reyes: *smug grin* Here to promote your book, writer lady?
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Darynda: Yes, actually, I do have a new book out. Third Grave Dead Ahead came out yesterday. Would you like to read it?
Reyes: *furrows his brows at Darynda before condensing into a dark, shrouded mist, flinging himself in her direction and whispers in her ear* Who do you think was peeking over your shoulder while you wrote it?
Darynda: *inhales sharply* That’s . . . good to know. *looking around* Wait, where did he go? Did you see where he went, Kelly? Do you think he’s gone?
Kelly: Wh-what?
Darynda: Reyes. Where do you think he went?
Kelly: I-I’m not really—
Darynda: I think I wet myself a little. *glances at Kelly* Great job with that test, by the way. I’m a little surprised you’re still alive, but super glad about it. Reyes’ answers were almost wordy. I’m impressed. I only get yes or no answers from him myself. But I also feel the need to apologize. If Reyes was rude or scared you. . .
Kelly: No, I’m good. I’m always this pale.
Darynda: That whole son-of-Satan thing doesn’t exactly make him user friendly. So, again, sorry. Also, I want to say thank you. I appreciate the opportunity to be here with you and your readers. I am always so honored when I’m asked to guest on your blog and share a bit of my world with your readers. As you can see, it can sometimes be a bit harrowing, but well worth it. Hope your readers agree.
Kelly: I think since I survived this interview I say we give away a prize. What do you think D?
Darynda: Sounds good to me.
Kelly: I think since I survived this interview I say we give away a prize. What do you think D?
Darynda: Sounds good to me.
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