Hello! Thank you for joining me. I’m very excited to be here, celebrating the release of THE LASARAN, the first book in my new Aldebarian Alliance series. To help you get a feel for some of the characters you’ll encounter in the story, I thought I would borrow Sheldon (a character from my Immortal Guardians series) and have him interview Taelon and Lisa, the hero and heroine of THE LASARAN:
Sheldon: Hi, guys. Nice to meet you. I’m Sheldon.
Lisa: Nice to meet you.
Taelon: Good to meet you.
Sheldon: Everyone around here is very curious about you, Taelon. You really caught us by surprise.
Taelon: I’m equally curious about all of you.
Sheldon: Would you mind answering a few questions? Not many are in the know as far as what you are, but those who ARE tend to be . . . how should I put this . . .
Marcus: *calls from a room down the hallway* Enormous gossips?
Sheldon: *laughs* Yeah. But we keep it in the family so to speak.
Taelon: *smiles* I’d be happy to answer your questions.
Sheldon: Good. So . . . you’re an alien.
Taelon: Yes. I’m from the planet Lasara.
Sheldon: Okay. I think the one burning question that’s currently on everyone’s mind is . . . What’s up with aliens and butt probing?
Taelon: *blinks* What?
Sheldon: I said, what’s up with aliens and—
Taelon: I heard you the first time. I just have no idea what you’re talking about.
Sheldon: You know . . . Aliens are always abducting humans and probing their butts.
Taelon: *looks askance at Lisa*
Lisa: Hey. Don’t look at me. He said ALIENS do it.
Taelon: I admit this is the first time I’ve heard of such.
Sheldon: Really? Lasarans don’t do that?
Taelon: We do not. And on behalf of the Lasaran people, I can tell you with absolute certainty that none of us are interested in discovering what’s up your butt.
Marcus: *calls from the room down the hallway* Good move! With Sheldon, you never know what you’ll find.
Lisa: *laughs*
Sheldon: *scowls* Oh ha freaking ha.
Lisa: *turns to Taelon* By the way, I forgot to mention that Susan and Dana said you should NOT under ANY circumstances read Sheldon’s mind.
Taelon: *regards Sheldon with suspicion* Why?
Sheldon: It’s nothing. I’m not plotting against you or anything. They just like to tease me about some of the sex stuff they see up there.
Taelon: *eyes widen suddenly* Oh. *looks flabbergasted* Really? That sort of thing is legal on Earth? In public?
Sheldon: *face reddens as guffaws erupt down the hallway* She said NOT to read my mind. NOT to read it.
Taelon: *swiftly nods* I will certainly refrain from doing so in the future.
Lisa: *peers up at him curiously* Why? What did you see?
Taelon and Sheldon: Nothing!
Lisa: *lips twitch*
Sheldon: Anyway, as I was saying . . . *pauses* Wait. What was I saying?
Lisa: You were talking about butts.
Sheldon: Right! Speaking of butts, Lisa . . .
Taelon: *expression darkens* Speak of Lisa’s butt and I’ll kick your ass.
Sheldon: Wow. You’ve really got Earth vernacular down, don’t you
Taelon: *narrows his eyes*
Sheldon: *grins* I wasn’t going to mention her butt. I was going to ask her about someone else’s.
Lisa: Taelon has an awesome butt.
Taelon: *grins and takes her hand* Like it, do you?
Lisa: Hell yes.
Sheldon: Gross.
Taelon: *laughs *
Sheldon: So, Lisa, rumor has it you held one of the network’s special ops soldiers at gunpoint and ordered him to strip down to his skivvies.
Lisa: Actually, I held him at gunpoint and Taelon ordered him to strip.
Sheldon: Kinky.
Taelon: *looks at Lisa* I don’t think that word is translating correctly.
Lisa: What is your translator telling you it means?
Taelon: Curly.
Lisa: *grins* Yeah. That’s not it. Not the way he used it anyway.
Sheldon: You have a translator?
Taelon: Yes.
Sheldon: Where?
Taelon: Embedded in my brain.
Sheldon: Cool.
Lisa: *smiles* It is. But we’ve discovered it’s a little like autocorrect and can really miss the boat sometimes. I’ll explain what kinky means to him later.
Sheldon: *winks* I bet you will.
Lisa: *laughs*
Sheldon: So you really did disarm and hold a network special ops soldier at gunpoint?
Lisa: Yes.
Sheldon: That was pretty ballsy.
Taelon: *smiles* Yes it was.
Sheldon: Strong women are so hot.
Taelon: I agree. *wraps an arms around her* And Lisa is the strongest woman I know.
Lisa: *leans into his side* Flatterer.
Sheldon: Don’t go getting all lovey dovey on me, guys. I still have more questions to ask. Taelon . . . *looks at Taelon and sighs* Ah hell. You’re thinking about her butt now, aren’t you?
Lisa: He probably wouldn’t tell you if he was, but I have no problem admitting that I’m thinking about his.
Tracy (Sheldon’s girlfriend): *strolls down the hallway in form-fitting yoga pants and a tank top.* Hi, Guys. Don’t mind me. I’m just passing through on my way to get a drink after my workout.
Sheldon: *stares after her* And now I’m thinking about HER butt. *rises* Catch you later.
Lisa: *watches him leave, then looks at Taelon*
Taelon: *offers her a boyish grin* I WAS thinking about your butt.
Lisa: *laughs*
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I hope you’ll enjoy Taelon and Lisa’s story!!
The Lasaran
Book #1 Aldebarian Alliance
By Dianne Duvall
April 21, 2020
New York Times bestselling author Dianne Duvall brings readers the first novel in a thrilling new sci-fi romance series full of action, intrigue, humor, and happily-ever-afters.
Taelon searches the galaxy for his younger sister, who mysteriously disappeared while on a diplomatic mission. When an ally reveals that she was seized and is being held prisoner on Earth, Taelon descends upon the blue planet, intent on freeing her and exacting vengeance. However, all does not go as planned. Before he can find her, Taelon is captured and becomes the subject of torturous experiments. For what feels like an eternity, all he knows is pain and fury… until a mind tentatively touches his own and a woman’s voice forever changes his world.
After suffering tragic losses, Lisa is finally beginning to carve out a future for herself when chance sends her to the Anomalous Cognition Research Institute. What at first appears to be a benign organization seeking participants for a psychic study instead turns out to be a government facility harboring a much darker intent. Lisa discovers this too late and soon becomes the unwilling subject of a terrifying experiment. Just as fear and desperation threaten to consume her, a deep, compelling voice penetrates the looming insanity and lends her hope.
Having seen only the worst of humanity, Taelon is shocked when Lisa risks everything to free him. Together the two make their escape, and Taelon finds himself fascinated by the small human woman who—despite all she’s suffered—can still laugh and tease and lure smiles from him. Friendship swiftly grows between them as they work together to evade soldiers intent on capturing them and find themselves hunted by mystifying preternatural beings. Through it all, Lisa steadfastly remains by his side, stealing more of his heart each day while she helps him unravel the mystery of his sister’s fate. Can they find his sister before the hunters find them? If they survive their quest, will Taelon have to bid Lisa farewell… or can he coax her into leaving her planet and joining him for the adventure of a lifetime?
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Dianne Duvall is the New York Times and USA Today Bestselling Author of the Immortal Guardians series and The Gifted Ones series. Reviewers have called Dianne’s books “fast-paced and humorous” (Publishers Weekly), “utterly addictive” (RT Book Reviews), “extraordinary” (Long and Short Reviews), and “wonderfully imaginative” (The Romance Reviews). Her books have twice been nominated for RT Reviewers’ Choice Awards and are routinely deemed Top Picks by RT Book Reviews, The Romance Reviews, and/or Night Owl Reviews.
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LOL, I always get a kick out of Sheldon’s interviews! Thanks for sharing, Kelly. 🙂 I hope that your readers enjoy this peak into THE LASARAN (available now)! – Crystal @ Author’s Taproom
Sheldon is the best!! I can’t wait to jump into this book. I just love the world that Dianna has created. Thank you for letting be a part of this tour!
I love Sheldon! Lol. Butt probe! Lol
Loved this!! 💖💕🤩
Am so excited for this! Weekend hurry up! This just made me that more excited…it’s eating me up knowing it’s sitting on my Kindle waiting for me!
I absolutely love Sheldon’s interviews! Thanks for the post!
😂🤣😂 That was a BRILLIANT interview, Sheldon is a fantastic character! I’m thinking about butts now too! Ha!Ha!Ha!
Sheldon is definitely a favorite of mine as he’s such a goofball, yet he’s a kick ass guy in so many ways.
I love a really good sci-fi. This looks so exciting 😀 I really need to try this author.
Love the interview! I’m reading The Lasaran now and loving it!
I love the interviews from Sheldon. Always hilarious. I’m looking forward to the next interview!